When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow was the honeymoon, sweetheart?\u201d her mother asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, Mum, it was wonderful! So romantic!\u201d the bride gushed. But suddenly, her voice cracked, and she burst into tears.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, dear?\u201d her mother asked, alarmed.<\/p>\n
\u201cMum, it\u2019s Sam,\u201d the bride sobbed. \u201cAs soon as we got back, he started using the most horrible language\u2014words I\u2019d never heard before! Awful, horrible four-letter words! You\u2019ve got to come and get me! Please, Mum!\u201d<\/p>\n
Her mother tried to calm her down. \u201cSarah, take a deep breath. It can\u2019t be that bad. What kind of four-letter words?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI can\u2019t say them, Mum,\u201d the bride wept. \u201cThey\u2019re so embarrassing! Please just come get me!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDarling, you need to tell me what he said. What could be so terrible?\u201d<\/p>\n
Through her tears, the bride finally confessed, \u201cMum, he said words like DUST, WASH, IRON, and COOK!\u201d<\/p>\n
They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased.<\/p>\n
As she swam and splashed around in the pool, she soon discovered that the bikini was too large, and the top and bottom kept coming off.<\/p>\n
As they were the only ones in the pool, she and her husband would laugh and playfully retrieve the bikini from the pool\u2019s bottom.<\/p>\n
That evening they dressed for dinner and headed to their hotel\u2019s elegant restaurant, where they were seated next to a huge aquarium. Strangely, the aquarium was devoid of any aquatic life.<\/p>\n
When the bride asked their waiter why the aquarium had no fish in it, he smiled broadly and said,\u00a0\u201cThat\u2019s not an aquarium\u2026that\u2019s the swimming pool!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n After two weeks, they came back and finally opened all the presents they had received from friends and family. Since this was a new house, the process took some time.<\/p>\n A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a very popular show. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the host. Inside the envelope, however, was only a small piece of paper with a single line, \u201cGuess who sent them?\u201d<\/p>\n The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but failed in the effort. They went to the theatre, and had a wonderful time. On their return home late at night, still trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found the house stripped of every article of value.<\/p>\n And on the bare table in the dining room was a piece of paper on which was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the tickets:\u00a0\u201cNow you know!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A young couple got married and left for their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother. \u201cHow was the honeymoon, sweetheart?\u201d her mother asked. \u201cOh, Mum, it was wonderful! So romantic!\u201d the bride gushed. But suddenly, her voice cracked, and she burst into tears. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, dear?\u201d her mother asked, alarmed. \u201cMum, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":331,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":332,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions\/332"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon.<\/h2>\n