{"id":310,"date":"2025-07-11T10:19:42","date_gmt":"2025-07-11T10:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=310"},"modified":"2025-07-11T10:19:42","modified_gmt":"2025-07-11T10:19:42","slug":"wife-sent-text-to-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Wife sent text to husband."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wife sent text to husband.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>She sent another text,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd I forgot to mention\u2026. I have also bought a bottle of BLUE LABEL PREMIUM SCOTCH WHISKY for you\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>He texted _\u201c really ?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cNo\u2026. I just wanted to make sure you got my first message\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wife sent text to husband. \u201cHi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return\u2026.. She sent another text, \u201cAnd I forgot to mention\u2026. I have also bought a bottle of BLUE LABEL PREMIUM SCOTCH WHISKY for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":311,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":312,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions\/312"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}