A man and his wife are at a high school reunion.<\/p>\n
The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.<\/p>\n
His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband. \u201cShe\u2019s my ex-wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
He explains, \u201cShe took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy God!\u201d exclaims the wife,\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband. \u201cShe\u2019s my ex-wife.\u201d He explains, \u201cShe took to drinking right […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":305,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":306,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/306"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}