A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters,
\ndecided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.<\/p>\n
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.<\/p>\n
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.<\/p>\n
He went to his wife and said, \u201cI cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child.<\/p>\n
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.<\/p>\n
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded,<\/p>\n
\u201cHave you been fooling around on me?\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife confessed, \u201cNot this time.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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