One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
\nThey are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited.<\/p>\n
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her \u201cDarling, would you give me a BJ?\u201d<\/p>\n
Horrified, she replies \u201cAre you mad? My parents will see us!\u201d<\/p>\n
He: \u201cOh come on! Who\u2019s gonna see us at this hour?\u201d<\/p>\n
She: \u201cNo, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?\u201d<\/p>\n
He: \u201cOh come on, there\u2019s nobody around, they\u2019re all sleeping!\u201d<\/p>\n
She: \u201cNo way. It\u2019s just too risky!\u201d<\/p>\n
He (excited as hell): \u201cOh please, please, I love you so much!\u201d<\/p>\n
She: \u201cNo, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can\u2019t!\u201d<\/p>\n
He: \u201cOh yes you can. Please?\u201d<\/p>\n
She: \u201cNo, no. I just can\u2019t\u201d<\/p>\n
He: \u201cI beg you\u2026 \u201d<\/p>\n
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl\u2019s sister shows up in her shorts, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:<\/p>\n
\u201cDad says to go ahead and give him a BJ. Or I can do it.<\/p>\n
Or if need be, he\u2019ll come down himself and do it.<\/p>\n
But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her \u201cDarling, would you give me a BJ?\u201d Horrified, she replies \u201cAre you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":299,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":300,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions\/300"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}