A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
\nOne of the blonde men walked in the office and said, \u201cWe need some four-by-twos.\u201d<\/p>\n
The clerk said, \u201cYou mean two-by-fours, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cI\u2019ll go check,\u201d and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, \u201cYeah, I meant two-by-fours.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAll right. How long do you need them?\u201d<\/p>\n
The customer paused for a minute and said, \u201cI\u2019d better go check.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, \u201cA long time. We\u2019re gonna build a house.\u201d<\/p>\n
A truck was traveling through town.
\nWhen the driver stopped at a red light, a blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, \u201cMr. you\u2019re losing part of your load\u201d.<\/p>\n
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.<\/p>\n
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver\u2019s window, \u201cMr. you\u2019re losing part of your load.\u201d<\/p>\n
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver\u2019s window, before she could say anything, the driver said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMA\u2019AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I\u2019M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK\u2026\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick.
\nA dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her.<\/p>\n
\u2018That\u2019s the way to do it,\u2019 he says.<\/p>\n
\u2018Big deal,\u2019 replies the blonde.<\/p>\n
\u2018You\u2019d never have got it unless I\u2019d tired it out first.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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