A boy asks his mother for breakfast.
\nShe says, \u201cNot until you feed the animals.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, \u201cI don\u2019t feel like feeding you today.\u201d So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he\u2019s hungry.<\/p>\n
His mother says, \u201cI saw you kick the chicken, so you\u2019re not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you\u2019re not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you\u2019re not getting any bacon.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then the boy\u2019s father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat.<\/p>\n
The boy says, \u201cMom, should I tell him?\u201d<\/p>\n
A very drunk man
\nturns up at his house at 6 o\u2019clock in the morning with his hair and clothes dishevelled. His long suffering wife, who has been waiting up all night, shouts at him furiously, \u201cI hope you have a good reason for getting home blind drunk at this time of the morning!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d replied the man, \u201cI\u2019d like some breakfast!\u201d<\/p>\n
One summer evening,
\na three year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper.<\/p>\n
Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.<\/p>\n
His mother said, \u201cNo, but I appreciate your asking.\u201d<\/p>\n
The child responded, \u201cWell, I appreciate your saying no.\u201d<\/p>\n
The elephantine memory
\nA man visits India and meets an old man at the Town Square who is renowned for his elephantine memory.<\/p>\n
He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back.<\/p>\n
\u201cEggs,\u201d replies the old man.<\/p>\n
The man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away.<\/p>\n
Ten years later, he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, \u201cHow?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man takes one look at his face and replies, \u201cScrambled.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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