April was explaining to her husband how much fun they\u2019d had at the beach during her \u201cgirls day\u201d outing.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut,\u201d she told him, \u201cit didn\u2019t end all that great for me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy, what happened?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cI went out to take a swim in the rough water\u2026 but I got washed out so far that I ended up inside a cave under the cliff,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
He looked shocked: \u201cMy goodness! Weren\u2019t you scared?\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed: \u201cNot really\u2026 then I saw a man walking into the cave ahead of me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat did you do?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I swam after him.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe turned around, looked at me, and said: \u2018You\u2019re not my wife!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
April was explaining to her husband how much fun they\u2019d had at the beach during her \u201cgirls day\u201d outing. \u201cBut,\u201d she told him, \u201cit didn\u2019t end all that great for me.\u201d \u201cWhy, what happened?\u201d he asked. \u201cI went out to take a swim in the rough water\u2026 but I got washed out so far that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":884,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2026"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2027,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026\/revisions\/2027"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}