A blonde is swimming in a river.<\/p>\n
A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d<\/p>\n
A blonde buys two horses and can\u2019t tell them apart.
\nSo she asks the farmer next door what she should do.<\/p>\n
He says to cut one of their tails off.<\/p>\n
So she does.<\/p>\n
But then the other horse\u2019s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.<\/p>\n
So she can\u2019t tell them apart again.<\/p>\n
She asks the farmer for advice a second time.<\/p>\n
He tells her to cut one of the horse\u2019s ears.<\/p>\n
So she does.<\/p>\n
But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.<\/p>\n
She is still confused.<\/p>\n
She asks the farmer what to do.<\/p>\n
He tells her to measure them.<\/p>\n
She comes back and says, \u201cThe white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!\u201d<\/p>\n
A blonde walks by a travel agency.<\/p>\n
A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, \u201cCruise Special \u2013 $99!\u201d<\/p>\n
She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, \u201cI\u2019d like the $99 cruise special, please.\u201d<\/p>\n
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.<\/p>\n
A second blonde walks by a few minutes later sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.<\/p>\n
She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.<\/p>\n
Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.<\/p>\n
They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, \u201cDo they serve refreshments on this cruise?\u201d<\/p>\n
The second blonde replies, \u201d They didn\u2019t last year.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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