{"id":2018,"date":"2025-10-17T11:26:08","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T11:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=2018"},"modified":"2025-10-17T11:26:08","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T11:26:08","slug":"a-woman-went-to-her-dentist-to-have-her-dentures-adjusted-for-the-fifth-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=2018","title":{"rendered":"A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time.<\/p>\n<p>She said they still didn\u2019t fit. \u201cWell,\u201d said the dentist \u201cI\u2019ll do it again this time, but no more. There\u2019s no reason why these shouldn\u2019t fit your mouth easily.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho said anything about my mouth?\u201d he woman answered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey don\u2019t fit in the glass!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time. She said they still didn\u2019t fit. \u201cWell,\u201d said the dentist \u201cI\u2019ll do it again this time, but no more. There\u2019s no reason why these shouldn\u2019t fit your mouth easily.\u201d \u201cWho said anything about my mouth?\u201d he woman answered. \u201cThey don\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2018"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2019,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018\/revisions\/2019"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}