{"id":2014,"date":"2025-10-17T11:22:22","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T11:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=2014"},"modified":"2025-10-17T11:22:22","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T11:22:22","slug":"a-71-year-old-man-is-having-a-drink-in-a-chicago-bar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=2014","title":{"rendered":"A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"273\">A <strong data-start=\"73\" data-end=\"92\">71-year-old man<\/strong> is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a <strong data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"169\">gorgeous 19-year-old girl<\/strong> walks in and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he can\u2019t take his eyes off her.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"568\">After a while, she notices him staring and comes over. Before he can apologize, she looks him in the eyes and says in a sultry tone:<br data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"410\" \/>\u201cI\u2019ll do <em data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"429\">anything<\/em> you want. Anything you can imagine, no matter how wild or unusual. But there\u2019s one catch \u2014 I want <strong data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"543\">100 dollars<\/strong>. And another condition.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"628\">Completely stunned, the man asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s your condition?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"712\">She replies, \u201cYou have to <strong data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"687\">tell me in just three words<\/strong> what you want me to do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"883\">The man thinks, then pulls out a wallet, hands her ten ten-dollar bills (i.e. 100 dollars), looks her in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:<br data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"860\" \/>\u201c<strong data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"880\">Paint my house.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19-year-old girl walks in and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he can\u2019t take his eyes off her. After a while, she notices him staring and comes over. Before he can apologize, she looks him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2014"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2015,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014\/revisions\/2015"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}