A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything.<\/p>\n
Later, during dinner, he\u2019s just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window.<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney, what is it? I\u2019ve never seen you like this before,\u201d the wife says.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s\u2026 nothing,\u201d he replies. \u201cI can\u2019t burden you with my problems. It wouldn\u2019t be fair.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour problems?\u201d the wife says. \u201cWe\u2019re partners. We face everything together. Your problem is my problem. There\u2019s no \u2018I,\u2019 just \u2018we.\u2019 Now please, tell me, what is it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d he says, looking up at her glumly, \u201cwe got our secretary pregnant, and now she\u2019s suing us for child support.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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