{"id":2006,"date":"2025-10-16T07:00:55","date_gmt":"2025-10-16T07:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=2006"},"modified":"2025-10-16T07:00:55","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T07:00:55","slug":"a-married-couple-is-sleeping-when-the-phone-rings-at-3-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=2006","title":{"rendered":"A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.<\/p>\n<p>The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, \u201cHow am I supposed to know? We\u2019re 200 miles inland!\u201d and hangs up.<\/p>\n<p>Her husband rolls over and asks, \u201cSweetheart, who was that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know, some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, \u201cHow am I supposed to know? We\u2019re 200 miles inland!\u201d and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, \u201cSweetheart, who was that?\u201d \u201cI don\u2019t know, some dumb bitch asking if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2007,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions\/2007"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}