A man asks a woman if she would have sex with him for a Million dollars.
\nThe woman says “yes!”<\/p>\n
The man then asks “Would you have sex with me for one dollar?”<\/p>\n
“NO! what do you think I am?!” she replies<\/p>\n
“I think we already established that, now we’re just negotiating”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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