{"id":1982,"date":"2025-10-14T16:02:15","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T16:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1982"},"modified":"2025-10-14T16:02:15","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T16:02:15","slug":"where-dont-you-feel-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1982","title":{"rendered":"Where don\u2019t you feel well?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cI don\u2019t want to go to school,\u201d said a son to his father.<\/h2>\n

\u201cWhy not,\u201d asked the father.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t feel well.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere don\u2019t you feel well,\u201d the father asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cAt school!\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

My daughter hates school.<\/h2>\n

One weekend, she cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday.<\/p>\n

Sunday morning on the way home from brunch, the crying and whining built to a crescendo.<\/p>\n

At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, \u201cHoney, it\u2019s a law. If you don\u2019t go to school, they\u2019ll put daddy in jail.\u201d<\/p>\n

She looked at me, thought for a moment, then asked,\u00a0\u201cHow long would you have to stay?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon.<\/h2>\n

For a long time, they could not decide upon any game.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, Jenny had an idea.<\/p>\n

She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. \u201cLet\u2019s play schools\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cOK!\u201d said Jinny. \u201cBut I\u2019m going to be absent.\u201d<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school.<\/h2>\n

His mother asks, \u201cWhat did you learn in school today?\u201d<\/p>\n

Little Johnny replies, \u201cNot much. They want me back tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cI don\u2019t want to go to school,\u201d said a son to his father. \u201cWhy not,\u201d asked the father. \u201cI don\u2019t feel well.\u201d \u201cWhere don\u2019t you feel well,\u201d the father asked. \u201cAt school!\u201d   My daughter hates school. One weekend, she cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday. Sunday morning […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1983,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982\/revisions\/1983"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}