{"id":1980,"date":"2025-10-14T15:59:47","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T15:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1980"},"modified":"2025-10-14T15:59:47","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T15:59:47","slug":"unlucky-husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1980","title":{"rendered":"UNLUCKY HUSBANDS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two women friends reunited after many years.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cTell me,\u201d one asked, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, my poor son!\u201d sighed the mother.<\/p>\n

\u201cHis marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn\u2019t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or lounging and reading. Can you believe he even brings her breakfast in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s terrible,\u201d said her friend. \u201cAnd your daughter?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAh, she\u2019s so fortunate! She married an angel. He insists she doesn\u2019t do anything around the house. Every morning, he brings her breakfast in bed. She can sleep as long as she wants and just relax all day.\u201d<\/p>\n

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An angry wife followed her husband to the bar.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know. The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n

So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel\u2019s and threw his down in one shot.<\/p>\n

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.<\/p>\n

\u201cYuck, that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d she spluttered.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, there you go,\u201d cried the husband.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out enjoying myself every night!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two women friends reunited after many years. \u201cTell me,\u201d one asked, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d \u201cOh, my poor son!\u201d sighed the mother. \u201cHis marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn\u2019t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or lounging and reading. Can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1981,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1980\/revisions\/1981"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}