{"id":1976,"date":"2025-10-14T15:56:25","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T15:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1976"},"modified":"2025-10-14T15:56:25","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T15:56:25","slug":"new-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1976","title":{"rendered":"New Number!"},"content":{"rendered":"

After directory assistance gave Sophia,<\/h2>\n

her boyfriend\u2019s new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman.<\/p>\n

\u201cIs Jimmy there?\u201d Sophia asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe\u2019s in the shower,\u201d she responded.<\/p>\n

\u201cPlease tell him his girlfriend called,\u201d Sophia said and hung up.<\/p>\n

When he didn\u2019t return the call, Sophia dialed again. This time a man answered.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis is Jimmy,\u201d he said. \u201cYou\u2019re not my boyfriend!\u201d Sophia exclaimed.<\/p>\n

\u201cI know,\u201d he replied. \u201cThat\u2019s what I\u2019ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHello. Hi Honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?\u201d<\/h2>\n

\u201cNo daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n

After a short pause, daddy says: \u201cbut honey, you don\u2019t have an uncle\u00a0Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.\u201d<\/p>\n

After a short time daddy says: \u201cOkay, then this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and scream that daddy\u2019s car just pulled into the driveway.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay daddy, just a minute.\u201d<\/p>\n

A few minutes later the little girl comes back on the phone.<\/p>\n

\u201cI did it daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd what happened honey?\u201d daddy asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. The she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn\u2019t moving at all.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh my God!!!! And what happened to your uncle Paul?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHe jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn\u2019t know that you took out the water last week and cleaned it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he is d*ad.\u201d<\/p>\n

*Long pause \u2026*<\/p>\n

The daddy says,<\/p>\n

\u201cSwimming pool? \u2026. Is this 486-5731?\u201d<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit.<\/h2>\n

She instructed her son to use his own phone and pass on an urgent message to daddy, who was at work. After junior had called, he got back to his mother to inform that it was a lady who picked up his dad\u2019s phone the three times that he tried to reach him.<\/p>\n

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work. When he came back, she slapped her husband, leaving him shell-shocked. She slapped him once again. On hearing the commotion, people from the neighbourhood rushed around to know the reason behind it.<\/p>\n

The man then asked their son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. He said,\u00a0\u201cThe number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After directory assistance gave Sophia, her boyfriend\u2019s new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman. \u201cIs Jimmy there?\u201d Sophia asked. \u201cHe\u2019s in the shower,\u201d she responded. \u201cPlease tell him his girlfriend called,\u201d Sophia said and hung up. When he didn\u2019t return the call, Sophia dialed again. This time a man answered. \u201cThis is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1977,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions\/1977"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}