{"id":1974,"date":"2025-10-14T15:53:21","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T15:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1974"},"modified":"2025-10-14T15:53:21","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T15:53:21","slug":"she-asked-if-he-would-remarry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1974","title":{"rendered":"She Asked If He Would Remarry"},"content":{"rendered":"

The wife turns to her husband and asks, \u201cDarling, if I were to pass away, would you consider remarrying?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The husband takes a moment to reflect and responds, \u201cIn time, I believe I might. We all seek companionship to heal.\u201d<\/p>\n

Curiosity lingers as the wife inquires further, \u201cAnd if I were no more, would your new wife reside in our cherished home?\u201d<\/p>\n

With a thoughtful nod, the husband explains, \u201cWe\u2019ve invested much into creating the perfect home. It\u2019s unlikely I\u2019d part with it. Yes, she probably would.\u201d<\/p>\n

Continuing her questioning, the wife asks, \u201cHypothetically, if you remarried and she lived here, resting in our bed, would she slumber in our very bed?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband\u2019s eyes meet hers, \u201cIndeed, our bed is fairly new, an investment of $2,000. It\u2019s built to endure, so yes, she would.\u201d<\/p>\n

With a mischievous glint, the wife adds one final twist: \u201cAnd if you remarried, if she inhabited our home, slept in our bed, would she also take up my beloved golf clubs?\u201d<\/p>\n

Laughter fills the room as the husband playfully retorts, \u201cAh, but there\u2019s a catch! She\u2019s a lefty, my dear!\u201d<\/p>\n

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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.<\/p>\n

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.<\/p>\n

She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.<\/p>\n

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe\u2019s finally gone. Yeah I know, it is about time. I\u2019m coming to see you. Put on that s-e.xy French nightie. I love you. Can\u2019t wait to see you. We\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.\u201d He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.<\/p>\n

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.<\/p>\n

\u201cI can see your feet. We\u2019re out of bread; be back in five minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The wife turns to her husband and asks, \u201cDarling, if I were to pass away, would you consider remarrying?\u201d The husband takes a moment to reflect and responds, \u201cIn time, I believe I might. We all seek companionship to heal.\u201d Curiosity lingers as the wife inquires further, \u201cAnd if I were no more, would your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1975,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974\/revisions\/1975"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}