A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, \u201cWe have a wonderful system at the fire station:<\/p>\n
Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets;<\/p>\n
Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole;<\/p>\n
Bell 3 rings, we\u2019re on the trucks.<\/p>\n
From now on, we\u2019re going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we\u2019re going to make passionate love.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells,<\/p>\n
\u201cBell 1!\u201d His wife takes off her clothes.<\/p>\n
\u201cBell 2,\u201d and his wife jumps into bed.<\/p>\n
Bell 3,\u201d and they began to make love. After two minutes, his wife yells,<\/p>\n
\u201cBell 4!\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s Bell 4?\u201d the husband asks. \u201cMore hose,\u201d she replies, \u201cyou\u2019re nowhere near the fire!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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