{"id":1955,"date":"2025-10-13T12:23:04","date_gmt":"2025-10-13T12:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1955"},"modified":"2025-10-13T12:23:04","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T12:23:04","slug":"mr-robinson-came-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1955","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Robinson came home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ll never believe it, dear, but I\u2019ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally,\u201d said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. \u201cWhat is it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBack to back.\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut that\u2019s crazy. We can\u2019t do anything back to back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes we can. I\u2019ve persuaded another couple to help out.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, \u201cYou\u2019ll never believe it, dear, but I\u2019ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.\u201d \u201cReally,\u201d said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. \u201cWhat is it?\u201d \u201cBack to back.\u201d. \u201cBut that\u2019s crazy. We can\u2019t do anything back to back.\u201d \u201cYes we can. I\u2019ve persuaded another [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1956,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions\/1956"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}