A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n
The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying condoms.<\/p>\n
Who knows, maybe it\u2019s a good thing.<\/p>\n
The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.<\/p>\n
This piques the interest of the pharmacist.<\/p>\n
What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?<\/p>\n
So he tells his clerk, \u201cIf that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sure enough, the next day the same man is back.<\/p>\n
He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up …<\/p>\n
with laughter, then leaves.<\/p>\n
The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.<\/p>\n
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store. \u201cDid you follow him? Where did he go?\u201d asks the pharmacist.<\/p>\n
The clerk replies, \u201cYour house.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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