{"id":1949,"date":"2025-10-13T12:13:56","date_gmt":"2025-10-13T12:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1949"},"modified":"2025-10-13T12:13:56","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T12:13:56","slug":"fixing-car-roof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1949","title":{"rendered":"Fixing Car Roof"},"content":{"rendered":"

A tourist\u00a0was driving on a back road in Arkansas during a heavy rainstorm.<\/h2>\n

He passed a cabin with a man sitting on the porch playing his fiddle.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy don\u2019t you go inside on this rainy day?\u201d the tourist asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause the roof leaks,\u201d answered the fiddler.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, then, why don\u2019t you fix the roof?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCan\u2019t fix a roof when it\u2019s raining,\u201d the fiddler answered.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, why don\u2019t you fix the roof on a sunny day?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCause the roof don\u2019t leak on sunny days!\u201d replied the fiddler.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm one day<\/h2>\n

and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake.<\/p>\n

The owner of the farm shouted, \u201cWhoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n

The silence was deafening.<\/p>\n

Suddenly a man jumped into the water.<\/p>\n

He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed.<\/p>\n

The owner announced: \u201cWe have a winner!\u201d<\/p>\n

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room.<\/p>\n

The man said to his wife, \u201cI did not jump in myself, someone pushed me!\u201d<\/p>\n

His wife smiled and said coldly,\u00a0\u201cIt was me!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Moral of the story:<\/h3>\n

Behind every successful man, there is always a woman who gives him a little push!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A tourist\u00a0was driving on a back road in Arkansas during a heavy rainstorm. He passed a cabin with a man sitting on the porch playing his fiddle. \u201cWhy don\u2019t you go inside on this rainy day?\u201d the tourist asked. \u201cBecause the roof leaks,\u201d answered the fiddler. \u201cWell, then, why don\u2019t you fix the roof?\u201d \u201cCan\u2019t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1950,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions\/1950"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}