{"id":1931,"date":"2025-10-13T11:59:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-13T11:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2025-10-13T11:59:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T11:59:28","slug":"a-woman-visited-a-doctors-office-for-an-examination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1931","title":{"rendered":"A woman visited a doctor\u2019s office for an examination."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A woman visited a doctor\u2019s office for an examination.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out as if fleeing for her life.<\/p>\n<p>It took considerable effort, but a nurse eventually managed to calm her down enough to get the story.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse stormed into the doctor\u2019s office, furious, and yelled:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoctor, how could you? Mrs. Smith is 82 years old, and you told her she\u2019s pregnant!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Without looking up from his notes, the doctor replied calmly,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoes she still have the hiccups?\u201d<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-73600 size-full td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/wm.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/wm.jpg 800w, https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/wm-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/wm-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/wm-640x335.jpg 640w, https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/wm-681x357.jpg 681w\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"419\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check-up.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The nurse starts with certain basic items.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEight and a half stone,\u201d the woman says.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse puts her on the scales and tells; her weight is actually ten stone.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse asks, \u201cYour height?\u201d \u201c5 foot 8 !!!\u201d, she says.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse checks and says that she only measures 5\u2032 2\u2032.<\/p>\n<p>She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course it\u2019s HIGH !!!\u201d the woman screams, \u201cWhen I came in here I was tall and slender\u2026 Now I\u2019m short and fat !!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman visited a doctor\u2019s office for an examination. A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out as if fleeing for her life. It took considerable effort, but a nurse eventually managed to calm her down enough to get the story. The nurse stormed into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1931"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1932,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions\/1932"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}