{"id":1911,"date":"2025-10-10T13:25:30","date_gmt":"2025-10-10T13:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1911"},"modified":"2025-10-10T13:25:30","modified_gmt":"2025-10-10T13:25:30","slug":"an-awkward-bus-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1911","title":{"rendered":"An Awkward Bus Ride"},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman is riding the bus while trying to breastfeed her baby.<\/h2>\n

The baby, however, isn\u2019t interested. After several tries, the mother is quite angry.<\/p>\n

\u201cDrink the milk or I\u2019ll give it all to the man sitting at the back!\u201d she says. The baby is still playing around.<\/p>\n

A few minutes later she tries again, \u201cdrink the milk or I\u2019ll really give it all to the man at the back, and you\u2019ll go hungry!\u201d The baby continues rejecting her.<\/p>\n

She tries again, very angry this time, \u201cI\u2019m definitely going to give it all to the man at the back if you don\u2019t behave!\u201d<\/p>\n

This goes on a few more times. Suddenly she hears a voice from the back of the bus: \u201cLady will you please make up your mind? I was supposed to get off 5 stops ago.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A woman had a problem with her closet door\u2014it fell every time a bus passed, so she called a repair man.<\/h2>\n

The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out whenever a bus passes by.<\/p>\n

\u201cOK, I\u2019m going to see what\u2019s going on. Just close the door behind me,\u201d he says as he steps into the closet.<\/p>\n

At that time the husband comes home from work, opens the closet, and finds the repairman.<\/p>\n

Husband: \u201cWhat the hell are you doing here!\u201d<\/p>\n

Repairman:\u00a0\u201cWell, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

This lady who was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.<\/h2>\n

A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors.<\/p>\n

She tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight.<\/p>\n

So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little.<\/p>\n

She tried to step up onto the steps again.<\/p>\n

But it was still too tight.<\/p>\n

She reached back and unzipped some more.<\/p>\n

Tried to step up again and the skirt was still too tight.<\/p>\n

She tried one more time.<\/p>\n

She reached back and unzipped some more.<\/p>\n

And she still couldn\u2019t get up onto the bus.<\/p>\n

So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the b*tt.<\/p>\n

He gives her a boost onto the bus.<\/p>\n

She turns around and slaps him saying<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat do you think you are doing.\u201d<\/p>\n

Well the man says:<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we were acquainted.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman is riding the bus while trying to breastfeed her baby. The baby, however, isn\u2019t interested. After several tries, the mother is quite angry. \u201cDrink the milk or I\u2019ll give it all to the man sitting at the back!\u201d she says. The baby is still playing around. A few minutes later she tries again, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1912,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions\/1912"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}