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<\/p>\nLater, I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found it. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me. One man handed me my pocketbook, jewellery, make-up stuff, and a box containing the contents of my purse.<\/p>\n
As I started to put my belongings back into the purse, a man said, \u201cI hope you don\u2019t mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse \u2013 and we\u2019d like to see just how you do it.\u201d<\/p>\n
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Argument:<\/strong>\u00a0A discussion that occurs when you\u2019re right, but he just hasn\u2019t realised it yet.<\/p>\n Bar-be-que:<\/strong>\u00a0You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but he made the dinner.<\/p>\n Clothes Dryer:<\/strong>\u00a0An appliance designed to eat socks.<\/p>\n Diet Soda:<\/strong>\u00a0A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.<\/p>\n Eternity:\u00a0<\/strong>The last two minutes of a football game.<\/p>\n Exercise:<\/strong>\u00a0To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.<\/p>\n Grocery List:<\/strong>\u00a0What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.<\/p>\n Hair Dresser:<\/strong>\u00a0Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See \u201cMagician\u201d.<\/p>\n Hardware Store:<\/strong>\u00a0Similar to a black hole in space \u2014 if he goes in, he isn\u2019t coming out anytime soon.<\/p>\n Patience:<\/strong>\u00a0The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also \u201ctranquilliser\u201d.<\/p>\n Valentine\u2019s Day:<\/strong>\u00a0A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner and diamonds, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later, I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found it. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me. One man handed me my pocketbook, jewellery, make-up stuff, and a box containing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1896,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1895\/revisions\/1896"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}