As he does so, a loud voice from above says, \u201cThere are no fish down there.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the drunk fisherman walks several yards away and drills another hole.<\/p>\n
As he peers into it he again hears a voice say, \u201cThere\u2019s no fish down there.\u201d<\/p>\n
So he walks about 20 yards away and drills another hole. Once again the voice says, \u201cThere\u2019s no fish down there.\u201d<\/p>\n
The fisherman looks up to the sky and asks, \u201cGod, is that you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, you idiot,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0says the voice.\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s the rink manager.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Unfortunately, his favorite spot became ill*al to fish in.<\/p>\n Undeterred, he fishes for 2 hours, and at this point, he already has a bucket full of fish and he\u2019s still fishing.<\/p>\n Out of nowhere a cop comes in and tells him: \u201cYou know you can\u2019t fish here, right? It\u2019s ill*al, I\u2019m gonna have to arrest you.\u201d<\/p>\n The man hides the pole and replies: \u201cOh no no those are my pet fish. I just come here every week or so drop them in the pond, and once they are done swimming they jump back in and I go home.\u201d<\/p>\n At this point the officer smirks, he knows he\u2019s lying, so he says: \u201cWell then show me, if you can truly show me that they will do that then I\u2019ll let you go.\u201d<\/p>\n The man agrees and dumps the fish into the pond.<\/p>\n A few minutes pass\u2026<\/p>\n \u201cSo when are the fish jumping back in the bucket?\u201d Asks the officer smugly.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat fish?\u201d says the man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it. As he does so, a loud voice from above says, \u201cThere are no fish down there.\u201d So the drunk fisherman walks several yards away and drills another hole. As he peers into it he again hears a voice say, \u201cThere\u2019s no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1890,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889\/revisions\/1890"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A man decides he wants to fish.<\/h2>\n