The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room.<\/p>\n
As they walked through the first room, the woman said, \u201cI think I would like this room in a cream color.\u201d<\/p>\n
The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, \u201cGreen side up!\u201d He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room.<\/p>\n
The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. \u201cIn this room, I was thinking of an off blue.\u201d<\/p>\n
Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, \u201cGreen side up!\u201d<\/p>\n
This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color.<\/p>\n
And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, \u201cGreen side up!\u201d<\/p>\n
Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, \u201cWhy do you keep yelling \u2018Green side up\u2019 out of my window each time I tell you what color I\u2019d like a room?\u201d<\/p>\n
The contractor replied,\u00a0\u201cBecause I have a crew of blondes laying turf across the street.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.<\/p>\n She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.<\/p>\n The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.<\/p>\n She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.<\/p>\n This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.<\/p>\n After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.<\/p>\n To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.<\/p>\n The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.<\/p>\n Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.<\/p>\n They were saying:\u00a0\u201cbreath in, breath out.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, \u201cI think I would like this room in a cream color.\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1888,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions\/1888"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.<\/h2>\n