{"id":1854,"date":"2025-10-07T11:02:10","date_gmt":"2025-10-07T11:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1854"},"modified":"2025-10-07T11:02:10","modified_gmt":"2025-10-07T11:02:10","slug":"a-preacher-was-making-his-rounds-on-a-bicycle-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1854","title":{"rendered":"A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle"},"content":{"rendered":"

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.<\/h2>\n

\u201cHow much do you want for the mower?\u201d asked the preacher.<\/p>\n

\u201cI just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle.\u201d said the little boy.<\/p>\n

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, \u201cWill you take my bike in trade for it?\u201d<\/p>\n

The little boy asked if he could try it out first. He told the preacher he hadn\u2019t ridden a bicycle in a long time and wasn\u2019t sure he could still ride one.<\/p>\n

The preacher told him, \u201cJust keep trying. It\u2019ll come back to you.\u201d<\/p>\n

After riding the bike around a little while, the little boy said, \u201cMister, you\u2019ve got yourself a deal.\u201d<\/p>\n

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower.<\/p>\n

The preacher called the little boy over and said, \u201cI can\u2019t get this mower to start.\u201d<\/p>\n

The little boy said, \u201cThat\u2019s because you have to c*ss at it to get it started.\u201d<\/p>\n

The preacher said, \u201cI can\u2019t cuss. It\u2019s been so long since I became a Christian that I don\u2019t even remember how to c*ss.\u201d<\/p>\n

The little boy looked at him happily and said,\u00a0\u201cYou just keep pulling on that rope. It\u2019ll come back to you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.<\/h2>\n

He was walking with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but was constantly swearing \u201cThis damn thing is so heavy.\u201d<\/p>\n

A priest heard him and came out. \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t be swearing\u201d said the priest. \u201cGod hears you\u2026He is everywhere\u2026He\u2019s in the chruch\u2026He\u2019s on the sidewalk\u2026He\u2019s everywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then Little Johnny says: \u201cOh is he in my Wagon?\u201d<\/p>\n

The priest replies: \u201cYes Johnny, God is in your Wagon.\u201d<\/p>\n

Little Johnny says: \u201cWell tell him to get the hell out and start pulling.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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