{"id":1850,"date":"2025-10-07T10:59:21","date_gmt":"2025-10-07T10:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1850"},"modified":"2025-10-07T10:59:21","modified_gmt":"2025-10-07T10:59:21","slug":"a-college-student-was-in-a-philosophy-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1850","title":{"rendered":"A college student was in a philosophy class"},"content":{"rendered":"

A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists,<\/h2>\n

The professor had the following logic:<\/p>\n

\u201cHas anyone in this class heard God?\u201d Nobody spoke.<\/p>\n

\u201cHas anyone in this class touched God?\u201d Again, nobody spoke.<\/p>\n

\u201cHas anyone in this class seen God?\u201d When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, \u201cThen there is no God.\u201d<\/p>\n

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak.<\/p>\n

The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:<\/p>\n

\u201cHas anyone in this class heard our professor\u2019s brain?\u201d Silence.<\/p>\n

\u201cHas anyone in this class touched our professor\u2019s brain?\u201d Absolute silence.<\/p>\n

\u201cHas anyone in this class seen our professor\u2019s brain?\u201d<\/p>\n

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, \u201cThen, according to our professor\u2019s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A little boy was afraid of the dark.<\/h2>\n

One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.<\/p>\n

The little boy turned to his mother and said: \u201cMama, I don\u2019t want to go out there. It\u2019s dark.\u201d<\/p>\n

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. \u201cYou don\u2019t have to be afraid of the dark,\u201d she explained. \u201cJesus is out there. He\u2019ll look after you and protect you.\u201d<\/p>\n

The little boy looked at his mother with a confused stare and asked: \u201cAre you sure he\u2019s out there?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, I\u2019m sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called:\u00a0\u201cJesus? If you\u2019re out there, would you please hand me the broom?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A little girl is sitting on her grandpa\u2019s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face.<\/h2>\n

She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles.<\/p>\n

Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.<\/p>\n

Finally the little girl asks, \u201cGrandpa, did God make you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHe sure did honey, a long time ago,\u201d replies her grandpa.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, did God make me?\u201d asks the little girl.<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, He did, and that wasn\u2019t too long ago,\u201d answers her grandpa.<\/p>\n

\u201cBoy,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cHe\u2019s sure doing a lot better job these days isn\u2019t He?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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