{"id":1804,"date":"2025-10-06T08:59:46","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T08:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1804"},"modified":"2025-10-06T08:59:46","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T08:59:46","slug":"complaining-about-the-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1804","title":{"rendered":"Complaining About The Food"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two women were discussing marriage, and one said,<\/h2>\n

\u201cWe\u2019ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without complaining about the food.\u201d<\/p>\n

The other woman said, \u201cThat\u2019s awful. Doesn\u2019t it bother you?\u201d<\/p>\n

The first one said, \u201cNot in the slightest.\u201d<\/p>\n

Said the other woman, \u201cYou must be a saint!\u201d<\/p>\n

To which, the first woman replied,\u00a0\u201cNo. Why should I object? Many people don\u2019t like the food they cook.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A women is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in\u2026<\/h2>\n

Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. \u201cBe careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife, startled at her husband\u2019s reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife, concerned by the status of her husband\u2019s mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.<\/p>\n

\u201cWE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY???<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Where are we going to get the butter? They\u2019re going to stick! HURRY!\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife runs to the fri-<\/p>\n

\u201cCAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you\u2019re cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don\u2019t you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the DAMN EGGS!\u201d<\/p>\n

At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do.<\/p>\n

She gasps \u201cWhat is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband simply smiles, remarks\u00a0\u201cI just wanted to show you what it feels like while I\u2019m driving with you in the car\u201d,<\/strong>\u00a0and leaves.<\/p>\n

Man: \u201cWhat you have prepared to eat today?\u201d<\/h2>\n

Wife: \u201cNothing.\u201d<\/p>\n

Man: \u201cBut you did nothing yesterday.\u201d<\/p>\n

Wife :\u00a0\u201cI made it for two days.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago:<\/h2>\n

\u201cThe material we put into our stomachs is enough to have k * lled most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.<\/p>\n

Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?\u201d<\/p>\n

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,\u00a0\u201cWedding cake.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, \u201cWe\u2019ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without complaining about the food.\u201d The other woman said, \u201cThat\u2019s awful. Doesn\u2019t it bother you?\u201d The first one said, \u201cNot in the slightest.\u201d Said the other woman, \u201cYou must […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1805,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions\/1805"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}