{"id":1802,"date":"2025-10-06T08:58:42","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T08:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1802"},"modified":"2025-10-06T08:58:42","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T08:58:42","slug":"just-helping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1802","title":{"rendered":"Just Helping."},"content":{"rendered":"

A husband said to his wife, \u201cHoney, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.\u201d<\/h2>\n

His wife replied, \u201cWhat? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn\u2019t have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don\u2019t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband said, \u201cI know all that.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThen why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?\u201d asked the wife.<\/p>\n

The guy answered,\u00a0\u201cBecause the poor fool is thinking about getting married.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.<\/h2>\n

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.<\/p>\n

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.<\/p>\n

So he announced: \u201d Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then he raised his hands with what is his daughter gave him and said,<\/p>\n

\u201cMy daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!\u201d The whole audience burst into laughter.<\/p>\n

Except the Groom.<\/strong><\/p>\n

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.<\/h2>\n

\u201cWould you like a new mink coat?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cNot really,\u201d says Mary.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell how about a new Mercedes sports car?\u201d says John.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo,\u201d she responds.<\/p>\n

\u201cWould some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?\u201d he asks, becoming slightly exasperated.<\/p>\n

\u201cNah\u2026\u201d she shrugs.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat about a new vacation home in the country?\u201d he persists.<\/p>\n

She again rejects his offer with a \u201cNo thanks.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell what WOULD you like?\u201d John asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cI want a divorce.\u201d answers Mary.<\/p>\n

\u201cSorry,\u201d\u00a0<\/strong>John sighed.\u00a0\u201cI wasn\u2019t planning on spending that much.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.<\/h2>\n

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.<\/p>\n

In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry to bother you, but I\u2019m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, \u201d I have a better idea, just for tonight, let\u2019s make pretend that were married.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man says happily, \u201cOK!\u201d AWESOME!\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman says,\u00a0\u201cGOOD \u2026. get your own darn blanket!!!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A husband said to his wife, \u201cHoney, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.\u201d His wife replied, \u201cWhat? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn\u2019t have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don\u2019t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!\u201d The husband said, \u201cI know […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1803,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802\/revisions\/1803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}