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<\/p>\nIt took forever to get to the top.<\/p>\n
When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, \u201cWhew, that was so hard.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second replied, \u201cIf I hadn\u2019t been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards.\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
when a lion came roaring towards them.<\/p>\n
One of them throws sand into the lion\u2019s eyes and then runs.<\/p>\n
The second man stays, unmoved.<\/p>\n
The first man looks back and shouts, \u201cWhy are you not running?\u201d<\/p>\n
The second man replies, \u201cWhy should I be running? You\u2019re the one who threw the sand.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guard asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s in the bags?\u201d<\/p>\n
The fellow says, \u201cSand.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects\u2026 only to find sand. The fellow packs the sand, places the bags on his shoulders, and pedals the bike across the border.<\/p>\n
Two weeks later, the same situation is repeated.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat have you there?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSand.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe want to examine.\u201d<\/p>\n
Same results\u2026 nothing but sand and the fellow is on his way again.<\/p>\n
Every two weeks for six months, the inspections continue. Finally, one week the fellow doesn\u2019t show up. The guard sees him downtown and says to the fellow, \u201cBuddy, you had us crazy! We sort of knew you were s.m.u.g.g.l.ing something. I won\u2019t say anything \u2013 what were you sm*ggling?\u201d<\/p>\n
The fellow says, \u201cBicycles.\u201d<\/p>\n
when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.<\/p>\n
They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.<\/p>\n
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill.<\/p>\n
\u201cHere\u2019s that $20 I owe you,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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