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<\/p>\nThere were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested \u2013 a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it.<\/p>\n
The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good.<\/p>\n
The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions:<\/p>\n
\u201cWith the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing.\u201d<\/p>\n
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He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery.<\/p>\n
One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffee cake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is a very special coffee cake,\u201d he explained.<\/p>\n
\u201cI accidentally drove by the bakery this morning, and there in the window was a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, \u2018Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffee cakes, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd sure enough,\u201d he continued, \u201cthe eighth time around the block, there it was!\u201d<\/p>\n
she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can\u2019t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food.<\/p>\n
The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can\u2019t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food.<\/p>\n
Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did.<\/p>\n
She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you\u2019re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!<\/p>\n
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He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.<\/p>\n
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh my, I am so sorry,\u201d the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.<\/p>\n
\u201cLet me buy your dinner to make it up to you,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap \u2026\u2026\u2026 and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know,\u201d he said, \u201cyou are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d she replies, \u201cYou just happened to catch my eye.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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