{"id":1796,"date":"2025-10-06T08:54:50","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T08:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1796"},"modified":"2025-10-06T08:54:50","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T08:54:50","slug":"two-shepherds-lean-on-their-crooks-at-the-end-of-a-long-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1796","title":{"rendered":"Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day."},"content":{"rendered":"

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second,<\/h2>\n

\u201cSo, how\u2019s it going?\u201d<\/p>\n

The second one sighed and shook his head, \u201cNot good, I can\u2019t pay my bills, my health isn\u2019t good, my kids don\u2019t respect me, and my wife is leaving me.\u201d<\/p>\n

The first replied, \u201cWell, don\u2019t lose any sheep over it.\u201d<\/p>\n

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A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.<\/h2>\n

After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man.<\/p>\n

However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner.<\/p>\n

The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction.<\/p>\n

He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him.<\/p>\n

The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash.<\/p>\n

He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck.<\/p>\n

By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated.<\/p>\n

As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf.<\/p>\n

She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there\u2019s ANYTHING she could do for him.<\/p>\n

The man thinks for a moment and then responds:\u00a0\u201cCould you take the dog for a walk?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jim and Edna are both mental patients.<\/h2>\n

One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn\u2019t come up for air.<\/p>\n

Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.<\/p>\n

Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes \u201cEdna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane \u2018saving anothers life\u2019. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim h*nged himself in the bathroom \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh no\u201d Edna replies, \u201cthat\u2019s where I put him to dry!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island.<\/h2>\n

Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.<\/p>\n

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him,<\/p>\n

\u201cThe captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, \u201cSo, how\u2019s it going?\u201d The second one sighed and shook his head, \u201cNot good, I can\u2019t pay my bills, my health isn\u2019t good, my kids don\u2019t respect me, and my wife is leaving me.\u201d The first […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1797,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796\/revisions\/1797"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}