{"id":1794,"date":"2025-10-06T08:52:50","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T08:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1794"},"modified":"2025-10-06T08:52:50","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T08:52:50","slug":"im-going-to-a-lecture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1794","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m going to a lecture"},"content":{"rendered":"

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.<\/h2>\n

As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?\u201d said the officer.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m going to a lecture.\u201d the man said.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd who is going to give a lecture at this hour?\u201d the cop asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy wife.\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Two drinks are walking along.<\/h2>\n

One drunk says to the other, \u201cWhat a beautiful night, look at the moon.\u201d<\/p>\n

The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. \u201cYou\u2019re wrong, that\u2019s not the moon, that\u2019s the sun.\u201d<\/p>\n

They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, \u201cSir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that\u2019s shining.
\nIs it the moon or the sun?\u201d<\/p>\n

The third drunk looked at the sky and said,\u00a0\u201cSorry, I don\u2019t live around here.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, \u201cWhere do you live?\u201d<\/h2>\n

\u201cNowhere\u201d, the first drunk replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd where do you live?\u201d, he asks the other.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019re neighbours.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A very drunk man<\/h2>\n

turns up at his house at 6 o\u2019clock in the morning with his hair and clothes dishevelled. His long suffering wife, who has been waiting up all night, shouts at him furiously, \u201cI hope you have a good reason for getting home blind drunk at this time of the morning!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes,\u201d replied the man,\u00a0\u201cI\u2019d like some breakfast!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A retired couple had dinner at their friends\u2019 house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went to the kitchen.<\/h2>\n

The two men were talking and one said, \u201cWe\u2019ve been going to a new restaurant and it\u2019s really great. I\u2019d recommend it very highly.\u201d<\/p>\n

The other man asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d<\/p>\n

The first man thought awhile and finally said, \u201cWhat are those flowers you send a woman you love? The ones with red petals and thorns?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou must mean roses,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s it,\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n

He yelled to his wife,\u00a0\u201cRose, what\u2019s the name of the restaurant we like?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. \u201cWhat are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?\u201d said the officer. \u201cI\u2019m going to a lecture.\u201d the man said. \u201cAnd who is going to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1795,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions\/1795"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}