{"id":1778,"date":"2025-10-03T10:54:18","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1778"},"modified":"2025-10-03T10:54:18","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:54:18","slug":"what-are-you-going-to-buy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1778","title":{"rendered":"What are you going to buy?"},"content":{"rendered":"

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.<\/h2>\n

The brunette replied, \u201cI think I\u2019ll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde said, \u201cI think I\u2019m gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it.\u201d<\/p>\n

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.<\/h2>\n

Suddenly a genie appears to them and says \u201cI will grant you each one wish if you\u2019ll jump off the side of this cliff.\u201d<\/p>\n

So the redhead jumps off and shouts \u201cSeagull\u201d and turns into a seagull and flies away.<\/p>\n

Then the brunette jumps off and shouts \u201cWhale\u201d and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.<\/p>\n

Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out \u201cShit\u201d<\/p>\n

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility.<\/h2>\n

But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant\u2019s ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.<\/p>\n

The buttons were marked \u201cWW, WA, PP and ATR\u201d.<\/p>\n

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.<\/p>\n

He carefully pressed the first button marked \u201cWW\u201d and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, \u201cWOW, the women really have it made!\u201d.<\/p>\n

Still curious, he pressed the button marked \u201cWA\u201d and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. \u201cThis is amazing!\u201d he thought, \u201cMen\u2019s rooms having nothing like this!\u201d<\/p>\n

He then pressed the button marked \u201cPP\u201d, which yielded a large powder puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn\u2019t resist the last button marked \u201cATR\u201d, and then everything went black. When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.<\/p>\n

When she appeared, he cried out, \u201cWhat happened to me? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies\u2019 room on a plane.\u201d<\/p>\n

The nurse replied, \u201cYes, I\u2019m sure you were having a great time until you pressed the \u2018AIR\u2019 button, which stands for\u00a0\u2018Automatic Tampon Remover.’\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, \u201cI think I\u2019ll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?\u201d The blonde said, \u201cI think I\u2019m gonna buy a new butt, because […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1779,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778\/revisions\/1779"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}