{"id":1772,"date":"2025-10-03T10:50:56","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1772"},"modified":"2025-10-03T10:50:56","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:50:56","slug":"a-burglar-was-sneaking-into-a-museum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1772","title":{"rendered":"A burglar was sneaking into a museum"},"content":{"rendered":"

A burglar was sneaking into a museum, and he had to get past the guard on duty.<\/h2>\n

As he snuck behind the guard, he couldn\u2019t help but notice the guard had his head in his hands, and he was crying.<\/p>\n

\u201cI can\u2019t believe I\u2019ve worked here for 10 years, and everyone has forgotten my birthday again!\u201d He moaned. \u201cLonger hours, more work, and no appreciation! I can\u2019t do this anymore!\u201d The guard said to himself as he continued to sob.<\/p>\n

The burglar could easily sneak past, but found himself feeling bad for the guard. Instead of proceeding with his plan, the burglar\u2019s sympathy for the guard got the better of him.<\/p>\n

He marched right down to the museum curator\u2019s office and kicked in the door. There sat the director of the museum, the head of HR, and the head of security in a meeting.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat are you doing here? How did you get pass the guard?!?\u201d shouted the museum director.<\/p>\n

\u201cGentlemen,\u201d said the burglar,\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m afraid you\u2019ve let your guard down.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

There was this burglary and the main burglar shouted to all the bank employees:<\/h2>\n

\u201cNobody move, money belongs to the government, life belongs to you\u201d.<\/p>\n

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.<\/p>\n

This is called \u201cMind Changing Concept \u2013> Changing the conventional way of thinking\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n

When the burglars got back, the younger burglar (MBA) told the older burglar (who is only primary school educated), \u201cBro, let\u2019s count how much we got\u201d, the older burglar rebutted and said, \u201cYou very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!\u201d<\/p>\n

This is called \u201cExperience \u2013> sometimes experience is more important than paper qualifications!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n

After the burglars left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says \u201cWait, wait wait, let\u2019s put the 10 million pounds we embezzled into the amount the burglars robbed\u201d.<\/p>\n

This is called \u201cSwim with the tide \u2013> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n

The next day, TV news reported that 50 million pounds was taken from the bank. The burglars counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million pounds. The burglars were very angry and complained \u201cWe risked our lives and only took 20 million pounds, the bank manager took 30 million pounds with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!\u201d<\/p>\n

This is called \u201cKnowledge is worth as much as gold!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A burglar was sneaking into a museum, and he had to get past the guard on duty. As he snuck behind the guard, he couldn\u2019t help but notice the guard had his head in his hands, and he was crying. \u201cI can\u2019t believe I\u2019ve worked here for 10 years, and everyone has forgotten my birthday […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1773,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772\/revisions\/1773"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}