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Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below the average smarts around Little Rock.<\/h2>\n

One day, in the Little Rock Walmart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.<\/p>\n

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Billy Bob won 1st place \u2013 a year\u2019s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize \u2013 a toilet brush.<\/p>\n

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Walmart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, \u201cGreat!, I love spaghetti!\u201d<\/p>\n

Billy Bob asked Bubba, \u201cHow \u2019bout you, how\u2019s the toilet brush?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNot so good,\u201d replied Bubba, \u201cI reckon I\u2019m gonna switch back to paper.\u201d<\/p>\n

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One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food,<\/h2>\n

she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can\u2019t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food.<\/p>\n

The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can\u2019t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food.<\/p>\n

Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did.<\/p>\n

She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you\u2019re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!<\/p>\n

The group had surrounded a dog.<\/h2>\n

Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, the reverend went over and asked, \u201cWhat are you doing with that dog?\u201d<\/p>\n

One of the boys replied, \u201cThis dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we\u2019ve decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog.\u201d<\/p>\n

The reverend was taken aback, \u201cYou boys shouldn\u2019t be having a contest telling lies!\u201d he exclaimed.<\/p>\n

He then launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying, beginning, \u201cDon\u2019t you boys know it\u2019s a sin to lie?\u201d and ending with, \u201cWhy, when I was your age, I never told a lie.\u201d<\/p>\n

There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he\u2019d gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, \u201cAll right, give him the dog.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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