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<\/p>\nGoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix<\/p>\n
When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said,<\/p>\n
\u201cThe boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital.\u201d<\/p>\n
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Barman: You need to buy a drink first.<\/p>\n
Man: Okay, I\u2019ll have a coke.<\/p>\n
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?<\/p>\n
Man: Sure. How much is that?<\/p>\n
Barman: \u00a33.<\/p>\n
Man: There you go. So what\u2019s the wifi password?<\/p>\n
Barman: You need to buy a drink first\u2026\u00a0No spaces, all lowercase!<\/strong><\/p>\n Patient: \u201cIs my brain functioning normally?\u201d<\/p>\n Doctor:\u00a0\u201cNo. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, \u201cWell\u2026 when I was ironing my work suit, the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron, instead of the phone.<\/p>\n \u201cWell, that explains one ear, but what about the other?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThe idiot called again!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cI Don\u2019t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.\u201d<\/p>\n The mom texts him, \u201cIt\u2019s ok, don\u2019t worry about it. I\u2019ll ask your sister, love you too.\u201d<\/p>\n The only sound is the murmur of dad\u2019s voice. Two hours pass, and there\u2019s silence in the room.<\/p>\n The mother creeps to the door and whispers, \u201cIs he asleep, dear?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes, Mommy,\u201d says her son.<\/p>\n \u201cThis,\u201d she said, \u201cI suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo, Madam,\u201d replied the attendant. \u201cThat one\u2019s called a mirror.\u201d<\/p>\n When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter get it.<\/p>\n There a clerk asks him: \u201cShould I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?\u201d<\/p>\n The central banker replies: \u201cI\u2019m feeling rather hungry right now. You\u2019d better cut it into eight pieces.\u201d<\/p>\n Tom: What do you want with an elephant?<\/p>\n Tim: Nothing, I just want the money<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" During her company\u2019s periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, \u201cThe boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital.\u201d Man: What\u2019s the wifi password? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1757,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756\/revisions\/1757"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Doctor: \u201cI have your MRI results.\u201d<\/h2>\n
One day a blond walks into a doctor\u2019s office with both of her ears burnt.<\/h2>\n
A mom texts, \u201cHi Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?\u201d He texts back,<\/h3>\n
The father is telling his son stories to help him sleep.<\/h3>\n
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.<\/h3>\n
A central banker walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza.<\/h3>\n
Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant.<\/h3>\n