{"id":1754,"date":"2025-10-03T10:37:48","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1754"},"modified":"2025-10-03T10:37:48","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:37:48","slug":"a-90-year-old-women-goes-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1754","title":{"rendered":"A 90 year old women goes to the doctor."},"content":{"rendered":"

A 90-year-old woman goes to the doctor.<\/h2>\n

\u201cDr I can\u2019t stop farting, sure they don\u2019t smell and make no noise but still I can\u2019t take it anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell take these pills every day and come back in a week.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDr what did you do to me not only am I still farting now they smell as well!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh very well, now about your hearing\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and sat beside me.<\/h2>\n

After some moments I dared to ask her: \u201cExcuse me lady do you mind me asking you what is the name of this perfume and where did you buy it from? I want to buy one for my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n

The lady responded: \u201cIt is Chanel and from Paris.\u201d<\/p>\n

About ten minutes later I felt a strong wind in my belly so I slowly blew it out.<\/p>\n

Some seconds later she broke and said: \u201cOfff\u2026what is this smell, my God\u201d?<\/p>\n

I said: \u201cGarlic and I am from Gilroy, California.\u201d<\/p>\n

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.<\/h2>\n

She was still feeling bloated from lunch, so she was fearful of farting in front of her date, who hadn\u2019t arrived yet.<\/p>\n

It wasn\u2019t long before she did let one out, but she managed to cover up the sound with a fake cough.<\/p>\n

She continued waiting for her date to arrive but wanted to make sure everything was perfect.<\/p>\n

As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.<\/p>\n

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red-faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands \u201cStop that!\u201d<\/p>\n

The waiter looks at her dryly and says<\/p>\n

\u201cCertainly, madam. Which way was it headed?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

An old man goes to his doctor,<\/h2>\n

complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn\u2019t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor sees his leg, but can\u2019t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can\u2019t come up with any possible explanation for the pain.<\/p>\n

The doctor hands the patient his bill and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry but the pain in your leg is simply caused by old age, there\u2019s nothing I can do about it.\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man replies with a look of disbelief, \u201cThat\u2019s impossible! That can\u2019t be!\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor says, \u201cWhat do you mean? I\u2019m the expert here; if you know so much, how can you say it\u2019s not old age?\u201d<\/p>\n

The patient answers, \u201cI\u2019m no doctor but it doesn\u2019t take a medical degree to tell that your diagnosis is wrong. You\u2019re mistaken. After all, my other leg feels just fine.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSo what?\u201d says the doctor. \u201cWhat difference does that make?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, it doesn\u2019t hurt a bit, and it\u2019s the same age!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A 90-year-old woman goes to the doctor. \u201cDr I can\u2019t stop farting, sure they don\u2019t smell and make no noise but still I can\u2019t take it anymore.\u201d \u201cWell take these pills every day and come back in a week.\u201d \u201cDr what did you do to me not only am I still farting now they smell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1754"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1755,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1754\/revisions\/1755"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}