{"id":1752,"date":"2025-10-03T10:35:01","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1752"},"modified":"2025-10-03T10:35:01","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:35:01","slug":"two-young-men-who-had-just-graduated-from-university","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1752","title":{"rendered":"Two young men who had just graduated from university."},"content":{"rendered":"

Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns.<\/h2>\n

\u201cAre you graduates from the city university?\u201d asked the cab driver.<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, sir,\u201d they announced proudly. \u201cClass of \u201c99.\u201d<\/p>\n

The cabbie extended his hand. \u201cClass of \u201c67.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.<\/h2>\n

He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, \u201cMay I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college.\u201d<\/p>\n

A young man opened the door and let him in.<\/p>\n

The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.<\/p>\n

He said, \u201cThe same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed.\u201d<\/p>\n

When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.<\/p>\n

The young man got alarmed and said, \u201cDon\u2019t mistake me. She is my cousin. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it.\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man said,\u00a0\u201cAnd the same old story\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Class apart<\/h2>\n

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: \u201cWill the students who are parked on university drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing?\u201d<\/p>\n

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:\u00a0\u201cWill the 200 students who went to move 26 cars please return to class?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A guy asked a girl in a university library:<\/h2>\n

\u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d<\/p>\n

The girl answered with a loud voice: \u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was truly embarrassed.<\/p>\n

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy\u2019s table and said: \u201cI study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy responded with a loud voice: \u201c$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT\u2019S TOO MUCH!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears:\u00a0\u201cI study law, and I know how to screw people.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A group of people<\/h2>\n

were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat are they doing?\u201d a woman asked the tour guide.<\/p>\n

\u201cEach year,\u201d he replied with a grin, \u201cThe upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.\u201d<\/p>\n

When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, the woman asked the guide: \u201cSo what\u2019s the answer?\u201d<\/p>\n

The guide replied,\u00a0\u201cOne.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. \u201cAre you graduates from the city university?\u201d asked the cab driver. \u201cYes, sir,\u201d they announced proudly. \u201cClass of \u201c99.\u201d The cabbie extended his hand. \u201cClass of \u201c67.\u201d An old man went to the college that he went to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1753,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions\/1753"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}