{"id":1750,"date":"2025-10-03T10:32:56","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1750"},"modified":"2025-10-03T10:32:56","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T10:32:56","slug":"a-guy-takes-his-girlfriend-to-a-football-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1750","title":{"rendered":"A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game."},"content":{"rendered":"

A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.<\/h2>\n

After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I really liked it\u201d, she said, \u201cbut I just couldn\u2019t understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.\u201d<\/p>\n

Surprised, the boyfriend asked: \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde girlfriend replied all they kept screaming was:\u00a0\u201cGet the quarter back! Get the quarter back!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 \u2013 18 year olds.<\/h2>\n

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.<\/p>\n

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.<\/p>\n

\u2018Are you ok?\u2019 she asks.<\/p>\n

\u2018Yes,\u2019 he replies.<\/p>\n

\u2018You can go and play with the other kids, you know,\u2019 she says.<\/p>\n

\u2018It\u2019s best I stay here,\u2019 he says.<\/p>\n

\u2018Why\u2019s that, sweetie?\u2019 asks the blonde..<\/p>\n

The boy looks at her incredulously and says:<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause I\u2019m the goal keeper!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Football Fan<\/h2>\n

A first-grade teacher can\u2019t believe her student isn\u2019t excited about the Super Bowl. \u201cIt\u2019s a huge event. Why aren\u2019t you excited?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause I\u2019m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,\u201d says the student.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, that\u2019s a lousy reason,\u201d says the teacher. \u201cWhat if your parents were dumb fools? What would you be then?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThen I\u2019d be a football fan.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends.<\/h2>\n

The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, \u201cCould you pass me the honey?\u2026Honey.\u201d<\/p>\n

Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, \u201cCould you pass me the sugar?\u2026Sugar.\u201d<\/p>\n

So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.<\/p>\n

After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, \u201cPass me the pork\u2026pig.\u201d<\/p>\n

A retired couple had dinner at their friends\u2019 house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went to the kitchen.<\/h2>\n

The two men were talking and one said, \u201cWe\u2019ve been going to a new restaurant and it\u2019s really great. I\u2019d recommend it very highly.\u201d<\/p>\n

The other man asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d<\/p>\n

The first man thought awhile and finally said, \u201cWhat are those flowers you send a woman you love? The ones with red petals and thorns?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou must mean roses,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s it,\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n

He yelled to his wife,\u00a0\u201cRose, what\u2019s the name of the restaurant we like?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. \u201cOh, I really liked it\u201d, she said, \u201cbut I just couldn\u2019t understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.\u201d Surprised, the boyfriend asked: \u201cWhat do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1751,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750\/revisions\/1751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}