\u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The girl answered with a loud voice: \u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was truly embarrassed.<\/p>\n
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy\u2019s table and said: \u201cI study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy responded with a loud voice: \u201c$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT\u2019S TOO MUCH!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears:\u00a0\u201cI study law, and I know how to screw people.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n walks up to the counter and says: \u201cI\u2019d like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke.\u201d<\/p>\n The man behind the counter says \u201cLook around! This is a\u00a0LIBRARY<\/strong>!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOh, how silly of me.\u201d says the person. She then begins whispering, \u201cI\u2019d like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n The woman, tired, just wanted to take a nap, politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explained, \u201cI ask you a question, and if you don\u2019t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.\u201d<\/p>\n Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.<\/p>\n The lawyer, now agitated, says, \u201cOkay, if you don\u2019t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don\u2019t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.\u201d<\/p>\n This catches the woman\u2019s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.<\/p>\n The lawyer asks the first question. \u201cWhat\u2019s the distance from the earth to the moon?\u201d<\/p>\n The woman doesn\u2019t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. \u201cOkay,\u201d says the lawyer, \u201cyour turn\u201d.<\/p>\n She asks the lawyer, \u201cWhat goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?\u201d<\/p>\n The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modern and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e- mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the woman, and hands her $500.00.<\/p>\n The woman says, \u201cThank you,\u201d and turns back to get some more sleep.<\/p>\n The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the woman and asks, \u201cWell, what\u2019s the answer?\u201d<\/p>\n Without a word, the woman reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A guy asked a girl in a university library: \u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d The girl answered with a loud voice: \u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!\u201d All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1745,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744\/revisions\/1745"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A not-so-smart person<\/h2>\n
A woman and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight. The lawyer asked if she would like to play a fun game.<\/h2>\n