\u201cWell,\u201d said Peter, \u201cI ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask.
\nNow I\u2019m in deep trouble at home.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat kind of question?\u201d asked John.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s easy,\u201d said John. \u201cYou just say \u2018Of course I will\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah,\u201d said Peter, \u201cThat\u2019s what I did, except I said \u2018Of course I DO\u2026<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n Suddenly, shouts were heard from inside the house. The wife was shouting at Bob, her husband.<\/p>\n Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.<\/p>\n She told him \u201cTomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!\u201d<\/p>\n The next morning he got up early and left for work.<\/p>\n When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.<\/p>\n She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.<\/p>\n Bob has been missing since Friday.<\/strong><\/p>\n goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.<\/p>\n After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the \u201cmiracle\u201d products, she asks her husband \u2013 \u201cDarling, honestly, if you didn\u2019t know me, what age would you say I am?\u201d<\/p>\n Looking over her carefully, Michael replied\u2026<\/p>\n \u201cJudging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOh, you flatterer!\u201d she gushed.<\/p>\n Just as she was about to tell Michael his reward, he stops her by saying:<\/p>\n \u201cWHOA, hold on there sweetie\u2026 I haven\u2019t added them up yet!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n P.S \u2013 Please let us know if you\u2019ve seen him, we\u2019re very worried.<\/p>\n Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. \u201cBe careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!\u201d<\/p>\n The wife, startled at her husband\u2019s reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n The wife, concerned by the status of her husband\u2019s mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.<\/p>\n \u201cWE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" John noticed that Peter was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong. \u201cWell,\u201d said Peter, \u201cI ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I\u2019m in deep trouble at home.\u201d \u201cWhat kind of question?\u201d asked John. \u201cMy wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1741,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions\/1741"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Life was good at the Smiths. It was just another day.<\/h2>\n
Michael\u2019s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old,<\/h2>\n
A women is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in\u2026<\/h2>\n