when a lion came roaring towards them.<\/p>\n
One of them throws sand into the lion\u2019s eyes and then runs.<\/p>\n
The second man stays, unmoved.<\/p>\n
The first man looks back and shouts, \u201cWhy are you not running?\u201d<\/p>\n
The second man replies,\u00a0\u201cWhy should I be running? You\u2019re the one who threw the sand.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.<\/p>\n They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.<\/p>\n The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.<\/p>\n The second guy says, \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n He says, \u201cI figure when the bear gets close to us, we\u2019ll jump down and make a run for it.\u201d<\/p>\n The second guy says, \u201cAre you crazy? You can\u2019t outrun a bear.\u201d<\/p>\n The first guy says,\u00a0\u201cI don\u2019t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.<\/p>\n Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.<\/p>\n As they came running up to the truck, they realised the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.<\/p>\n Gasping for breath, she replied,\u00a0\u201cWhen I saw two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I\u2019d better run too!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cNowhere\u201d, the first drunk replied.<\/p>\n \u201cAnd where do you live?\u201d, he asks the other.<\/p>\n \u201cWe\u2019re neighbours.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n One drunk says to the other, \u201cWhat a beautiful night, look at the moon.\u201d<\/p>\n The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. \u201cYou\u2019re wrong, that\u2019s not the moon, that\u2019s the sun.\u201d<\/p>\n They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, \u201cSir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that\u2019s shining. The third drunk looked at the sky and said,\u00a0\u201cSorry, I don\u2019t live around here.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two men were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the lion\u2019s eyes and then runs. The second man stays, unmoved. The first man looks back and shouts, \u201cWhy are you not running?\u201d The second man replies,\u00a0\u201cWhy should I be running? You\u2019re the one who threw […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1728,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/1728"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Two guys are out hiking.<\/h2>\n
Two gas company servicemen,<\/h2>\n
A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, \u201cWhere do you live?\u201d<\/h2>\n
Two drunks are walking along.<\/h2>\n
\nIs it the moon or the sun?\u201d<\/p>\n