One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: \u201cWatch this, I\u2019m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.\u201d<\/p>\n
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling \u201cI\u2019M A LIGHTBULB, I\u2019M A LIGHTBULB, I\u2019M A LIGHTBULB!!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!\u201d shouts the boss.<\/p>\n
The second blonde picks up her toolbag and heads towards the door. \u201cWhere in the HELL do you think you\u2019re going??\u201d the boss exclaims.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I can\u2019t work in the dark!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted.<\/p>\n The blonde went to see if she had made it that night.<\/p>\n Once she found out she had made it, she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn\u2019t answer, so the blonde just went back home.<\/p>\n The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores.<\/p>\n The blonde agrees and meets the brunette at the school.<\/p>\n The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both had made it.<\/p>\n When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says,\u00a0\u201cYes! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, \u201cHoney, are you feeling all right?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNot really,\u201d she replied. \u201cI\u2019m nauseated from sitting backward on the train.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cPoor dear,\u201d he said.\u00a0 \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI couldn\u2019t,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0she replied,\u00a0\u201cthere was no one there<\/strong><\/p>\n The attendant showed her top brand, but\u2014wanting to make sure each bulb worked\u2014she asked attendant to take them out of the box and plug them in. He did, and each one lit up.<\/p>\n \u201cGreat,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n Attendant carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as hehanded them to her, she looked alarmed.<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t want this box,\u201d she said abruptly.\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s been opened.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two blondes are working at a warehouse. One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: \u201cWatch this, I\u2019m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.\u201d She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling \u201cI\u2019M A LIGHTBULB, I\u2019M A LIGHTBULB, I\u2019M A LIGHTBULB!!\u201d \u201cWhat are you doing?! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1726,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions\/1726"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and the other was a brunette.<\/h2>\n
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.<\/h2>\n
A customer walked into lightening store looking for decoration lights.<\/h2>\n