They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about how their estate should be handled.<\/p>\n
The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical means should be employed should they become severely injured.<\/p>\n
Tom spoke up, \u201cI don\u2019t want my life regulated by some machine. I just can\u2019t stand the idea of receiving my nourishment from a bottle.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sarah took Tom\u2019s words to heart. When they got home,\u00a0she cut the TV cord and dumped out all of Tom\u2019s beer.<\/strong><\/p>\n and their first experience with the humid environment was the presence of insects and flies.<\/p>\n They had a lot to contend with outside of the new environment, and the husband decided to take it upon himself to deal with the flies.<\/p>\n Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d She asked.<\/p>\n \u201cHunting Flies\u201d He responded.<\/p>\n \u201cOh. K*lling any?\u201d She asked.<\/p>\n \u201cYep, 3 males, 2 Females,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n Intrigued, she asked. \u201cHow can you tell them apart?\u201d<\/p>\n He responded,\u00a0\u201c3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture.<\/p>\n At one point, she looked up and asked: \u201cGrandma, how come you don\u2019t have a boyfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n Grandma replied: \u201cHoney, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I\u2019m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem.<\/p>\n The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door. When she opened the door, there stood Grandma\u2019s minister.<\/p>\n The minister said: \u201cHello young lady. Is your grandma home?\u201d<\/p>\n The little girl replied:\u00a0\u201cYeah, she\u2019s in the bedroom bangin\u2019 her boyfriend.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Husband: \u201cI\u2019ll go to the fridge and get me some beer.\u201d<\/p>\n Wife: \u201cNo, I mean about me.\u201d<\/p>\n Husband: \u201cYou\u2019ll go to the fridge and get me some beer.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided it was time to write a will and get their affairs in order. They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about how their estate should be handled. The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical means should be employed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1722,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions\/1722"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A young Australian couple recently moved to Florida<\/h2>\n
A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day.<\/h2>\n
Wife: \u201cTell me something nice.\u201d<\/h2>\n