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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car<\/h2>\n
and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.<\/p>\n
The officer asked to see the lady\u2019s driver\u2019s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat does it look like?\u201d she finally asked.<\/p>\n
The policewoman replied, \u201cIt\u2019s square and it has your picture on it.\u201d<\/p>\n
The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. \u201cHere it is,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,\u00a0\u201cOkay, you can go. I didn\u2019t realize you were a cop.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Hope no one was offended by that one! It\u2019s all in good fun!<\/p>\n She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.<\/p>\n She instructed that the hair stylist\u00a0could not take off her headphones.<\/strong><\/p>\n The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.<\/p>\n She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.<\/p>\n This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.<\/p>\n After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.<\/p>\n To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.<\/p>\n The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.<\/p>\n Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.<\/p>\n They were saying:\u00a0\u201cbreath in, breath out.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, \u201cYou know,it\u2019s blondes like that that give us a bad name!\u201d<\/p>\n To this, the other blonde replies, \u201cI know it, and if I knew how to swim, I\u2019d go out there and drown her.\u201d<\/p>\n The first one said, \u201cI wonder whether she\u2019s a natural blonde or a bleached blonde.\u201d<\/p>\n Her friend said, \u201cShe\u2019s a s u i.c i d e blonde.\u201d<\/p>\n The other said, \u201cS u i.c i d e blonde? What\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n The friend said, \u201cDyed by her own hand!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, \u201cHmmm, this person looks familiar.\u201d The second blonde says, \u201cHere, let me see!\u201d So the first blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1720,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions\/1720"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.<\/h2>\n
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.<\/h2>\n
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by?<\/h2>\n