{"id":154,"date":"2025-07-07T11:10:29","date_gmt":"2025-07-07T11:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=154"},"modified":"2025-07-07T11:10:29","modified_gmt":"2025-07-07T11:10:29","slug":"a-man-calls-his-wife-and-says-honey-ive-been-invited-to-go-fishing-out-of-town-with-my-boss-for-a-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"A man calls his wife and says, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man calls his wife and says, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don\u2019t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife sensed something was off but, being a good wife, she followed his instructions and packed everything he asked for.<\/p>\n<p>After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself. The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, I caught plenty\u2014lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,\u201d he replied. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, \u201cBut why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife smirked and said, \u201cOh, I did! They were in your fishing box.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man calls his wife and says, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don\u2019t forget to pack my new [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":155,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":156,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/156"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}