Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven\u2019t bagged any.<\/p>\n
One hunter looks at the other and says, \u201cI just don\u2019t understand it, why aren\u2019t we getting any ducks?\u201d<\/p>\n
Her friend says, \u201cI keep telling you, I just don\u2019t think we\u2019re throwing the dog high enough.\u201d<\/p>\n
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
\nOne blonde, tired of working, says to the other: \u201cWatch this, I\u2019m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.\u201d<\/p>\n
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling \u201cI\u2019M A LIGHTBULB, I\u2019M A LIGHTBULB, I\u2019M A LIGHTBULB!!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!\u201d shouts the boss.<\/p>\n
The second blonde picks up her toolbag and heads towards the door. \u201cWhere in the HELL do you think you\u2019re going??\u201d the boss exclaims.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I can\u2019t work in the dark!\u201d<\/p>\n
A man was mowing grass in his front yard
\nwhen his attractive neighbour came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox.<\/p>\n
She opened it, slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.<\/p>\n
A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, she went back in.<\/p>\n
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.<\/p>\n
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, \u201cIs something wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n
To which she replied, \u201cMy stupid computer keeps saying you\u2019ve got mail!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven\u2019t bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says, \u201cI just don\u2019t understand it, why aren\u2019t we getting any ducks?\u201d Her friend says, \u201cI keep telling you, I just don\u2019t think we\u2019re throwing the dog high enough.\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1148,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions\/1148"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}